Welcome to the Brísingamen Pub & Inn

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

(via sassy-tractor)

ferrgaliciouss:

i cant work out if this is about the planet or the website 

ferrgaliciouss:

i cant work out if this is about the planet or the website 

(via somewhereinthefog)

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

(via fucktearseatpizza)

supahiiro:

artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo

(via fucktearseatpizza)

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao, via yaoiapples)

deanpendragon:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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(via super-who-lockian-intheimpala)

the-treble:

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

the-treble:

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

(via super-who-lockian-intheimpala)

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

(via fist-me-bucky)

crossoverringgenesis:

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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(via vantasarcastic)

serk3t:

kawaiigod:

*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick

to show u that i love u

*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u

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(via mageofdoom-space)

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via mageofdoom-space)